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ok we gotta settle this once and for all. MUST PROTECT THE CARBS!! 🥖🔥 but which one is the KING?? i say garlic bread and im not taking questions lol. tbh vote and tell me why your pick is right in the comments, and if you pick 'none' because ur on keto just know we still love u 😂🍝

the potato. not even close. fries, tots, hash browns, mashed, baked, chips, its the most versatile carb there is and i will die on this hill. ALSO there used to be a giant fiberglass potato on top of a diner off a state highway i drove past as a kid and last time i went through it was faded and missing a chunk and the diner was boarded up and i think about it WAY more than a normal person should ngl so the potato wins for emotional reasons too

garlic bread is a strong pick tho ill give u that. but my dad always said you cant spell potato without "pot," which is where its happiest intellectual humor look it up

ok the boarded up diner with the faded potato sign is lowkey haunting and id 100% drive out there and touch it up at 2am with a can of spray paint. thats not vandalism thats restoration tasteful vandalism is art and i'll die on that hill

but the answer is rice. you can eat it for breakfast lunch dinner and dessert and nobody judges you. i once ate nothing but rice and a single rotisserie chicken for like 9 days after a breakup and came out of it a stronger, saltier person

garlic bread is just bread wearing cologne

Well I have to disagree a little about the rice... it's wonderful but I spent 30 years telling patients that sticky white rice and crackers just sit in the back molars... the BEST carb is a warm sourdough boule from the Publix bakery!! I got one last Thursday and some gentleman had left his cart sitting right across two spaces, so I walked it back to the corral myself while my bread was still warm... no big deal, it only takes a minute, I'm just saying!! My grandson Tyler would tell you it's mac and cheese but he's nine so I don't count his vote Oh, and nine days of rice and rotisserie chicken after a breakup reminded me of a Dateline I watched Friday, the wife's alibi came down to a grocery receipt for a rotisserie chicken... Keith Morrison made it sound SO sinister... anyway, sourdough!! Just my two cents!!

sourdough's a solid pick tbh. but potatoes win, and its not close. fries, mash, hash browns, gnocchi, all one tuber. [URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato[/URL]

also tell Tyler mac and cheese is still technically pasta lol